Archive | July 2012
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The tribe has spoken. 52% of you voted in Monday’s poll to select which snack food I was to enjoy next. Cheez-Its and Sabritones put up a good fight … well, not really, 52% is pretty damn good. *Shameless Self-Promotion: Check out the photo above, as well as many delicious creations and images of mine […]
Salty, crunchy foods are my favorite. Please take a good look at the following options to vote on which item I sample next! 1. Combos Pizzeria Pretzel 2. Cheez-It Duoz Smoked Cheddar & Monterey Jack 3. Sabritones Chile & Lime Puffed Wheat Snacks
I’ve had my eye on the WHOPPERS Peanut Butter Malted Milk Balls for quite some time. Well, as long as they’ve been at the gas station register, which has been two weeks or so. The pale orange, almost peachy color of the box combined with the beige, peanut-butter colored malted balls depicted on the box […]
Two zero-calorie beverages, one distinct letdown. Diet drinks are always tricky. That fake sweet taste that can either go overboard or give a decent substitute for the real thing. Simply put, the Yumberry Pomegranate tastes like a diet red gummy bear and the Fuji Apple Pear tastes like a diet green Jolly Rancher. Although I […]
I did a bad thing … A really bad thing … I put two bags of snack mix in front of me when I was hungry. I think all this facing off between my foods is starting to get to me. I’m a red-blooded American with an appetite for competition and sportsmanship. So, whether it […]
The lights darken. The screen adjusts. People pull out their cell phones, hopefully to switch them to vibrate. Your fingertips press against your bladder to be sure the next two hours will be potty break free. And you tilt the box of your favorite movie candy to get a mouthful in during the previews. Thanks […]